I came inside her, so what? It was good for her and me, right?

The instructor gave me an orgasm! But I passed my driver's license first time

Shouted: "Oh, yeah!" - so creampie said yes, so I dumped it in her 🙄

While she's asleep I'll jerk her off, she'll wake up horny and fuck herself

Doctor, you have golden hands, can you fix me from the inside?